Inside the House of Evil 

Just to prove I was there for the humiliation, I have a photo gallery from Gillette Stadium. My father and I had standing-room tickets, so we arrived at the stadium more than an hour before the game to stake out a spot. We went behind the end zone seats in the closed end of the stadium. We had a great view of the field. Then, just before kickoff, Team Evil's pagan followers got to their seats. Problem was, they didn't actually use their seats. They stood for the entire game, blocking our view of the field. Fortunately, we were able to watch the game on a giant video screen. It was like being at the world's coldest sports bar.

Hey, at least I didn't get stuck in an elevator this time.